This is how I discovered evilution was wrong and creationism is the truth! It's so obvious?

While I was deluded by the devil into believing the vile lie of evolution, I umed it was true because of the overwhelming evidence presented in the fossil, anatomical, and molecular records. But then one day I closely observed a banana and collapsed into tears! How could have I been so blind all of these years?! The banana is such obvious proof the existence of God and dispels the validity of evolution. How can those godless heathens continue to pompously propagate pernicious paraphernalia pushing such a positively preposterous fallacy?