Wednesday, August 10, 2011

How can I reenter society as a former child star?

From September 1989 to December 1989, I was the hugely successful star of the t.v. sitcom, "Make Room For Biffy". Having not made that type of money before, I quickly spent it on candy and toys. My manager also was embezzling hundreds of dollars from my account. Therefore, when the series ended, I was penniless and destitute at age 9. I soon found myself wandering the streets of Hollywood surviving on pigeon droppings and water from mud puddles. Things appeared to be looking up when I was hired as Gary Coleman's butler. Unfortunately, I was fired after responding to his orders with, "What you talking about, Willis"?

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